"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
What kind of hat did the taco make the burrito?
it was a little chili outside
going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’
and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’
and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
"RALPH ARE YOU SEEING THIS???"
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
step 1: lay out fabric
I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.
Vincent van Gogh, Roses details
Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead